EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!! ST.BERNARD’S DOG STATUE GOES MISSING!!!!!!!!

By:Bill Yan

According to Mr.Benson, The St.Bernard’s dog on the first floor has gone missing. Although I am currently on the 5th floor and too lazy to go down to the first floor to check, I am pretty sure that the dog is indeed missing. You may say that Mr.Benson isn’t a credible source, but he is trusted by many, and by public demand, I had to trust him, and use him as a credible source.

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