The Jokelepedia

Volume 10 Season 2 #5

By: Bill Yan, 6th Grade

This time, the Jokelepedia is actually gonna give you jokes! Laugh (or Cringe) away!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.

My relationship is like an Iphone. I don’t have one.

Q: What do you call a Dutch man wearing sandals?

A: Phillipe Phillope 

Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A: A labracadabrador.

How do you get two whales in a car?  You start in England and drive west.

This is a tough joke to understand, so here’s some help.  Two whales doesn’t mean 2 big sea creatures. It means going to Wales. (duh)

Why did the old man fall into the well?

Because he can’t see that well.

Why can’t you run through a camp?

Because you can only ran, it’s past tents.

This is also tough, it’s past tents, get it? And ran is past tense.

What do you call a bee that can’t decide?

A maybee.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

Your one in a melon.

I love you from the tippy top of my head to ma toes.

This can be a little confusing, so here’s some help: I love you from my head to ma toes.

How do you put an infant alien to sleep?

You rocket. 

What do you call an alligator that is a thief?

A crookadile

How can you tell your acne is really getting out of hand

When the blind start reading it.