Volume 10 Season 2 #5
By: Bill Yan, 6th Grade
This time, the Jokelepedia is actually gonna give you jokes! Laugh (or Cringe) away!
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
My relationship is like an Iphone. I don’t have one.
Q: What do you call a Dutch man wearing sandals?
A: Phillipe Phillope
Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A: A labracadabrador.
How do you get two whales in a car? You start in England and drive west.
This is a tough joke to understand, so here’s some help. Two whales doesn’t mean 2 big sea creatures. It means going to Wales. (duh)
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he can’t see that well.
Why can’t you run through a camp?
Because you can only ran, it’s past tents.
This is also tough, it’s past tents, get it? And ran is past tense.
What do you call a bee that can’t decide?
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
Your one in a melon.
I love you from the tippy top of my head to ma toes.
This can be a little confusing, so here’s some help: I love you from my head to ma toes.
How do you put an infant alien to sleep?
What do you call an alligator that is a thief?
How can you tell your acne is really getting out of hand
When the blind start reading it.