By: Bill Yan, The man who does NOT want to kill you and eat your brains.

So, Gus, you think you can convince the public that I’m going insane just by writing that in an article? Well, nice guess, but let me give you a hint of you result… YER WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think you can destroy my reputation as the greatest person on Earth just by sayin’ that? NOOOO SIRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my BILLions of of Billers disagree. You can’t break our spirit like this. And while we’re on the topic of TOTTALLYY mature insults, let’s just say that you are a poo-poo head alien From Uranus that’s trying to take over our potties.

Whew, been holdin’ one in for a while.

ANYWAY, to show your support for me, check out my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/goldenpaperclip

HEH,HEH,HEH, GUS. I GOT OUTA THIS ONE AGAIN. HA! IT’LL TAKE MORE THAN A “INSANE” TO TAKE ME DOWN

p.s. Bill Merch is coming out soon.