I am Mr. Paul, galaxy ruler and planet destroyer. I have arrived. You may have met my right hand man Gus the emperor of Neptune. I have brought another Rohan, King of the small but fierce Marcian forces. He has made your planet week, and has sown seeds of destruction into your planet. The last thing in our way are the pesky earthlings Bill, Ruiyu, and Matteo. they shall soon be crushed.
See you soon Earthlings