5 REASONS WHY DUKE IS THE WORST TEAM EVER AND WHY —- — IS THE WORST DUKE FAN

1. CHRISTAN LAETNERR THE MOST HATED PLAYER IN COLLEGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH THAT I REFUSE TO SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT
2. MIKE KRICHEPHSKI OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL HIS LAST NAME IS A PRETTY GOOD GUY BUT I HATE HIS NOSE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD
3. THERE TO GOOD BUT THEY ARE NOT THE BEST, WHICH SUCKS AND ONE MORE REASON WHY I HATE THEM
4. THEY TAKE TO MUCH PRIDE IN THE STARS FROM THE 80’S AND 90’S, THE DUKE STARS FROM THAT TIME SUCH AS KOBE BRYANT AND LAETTNER ARE LONG GONE FROM DUKE AND THE NBA.
5. THEY THINK THERE SO GOOD YET A LOT OF THE GAMES THEY WIN ARE BY IN AND OUT PURE LUCK SHOTS, FOR UNC , WAKE FOREST, UCF, AND VIRGINIA TECH (TWO OF THOSE GAMES BEING IN THE NCAA) DUKE ESCAPED BY PURE LUCK MISSES

AND THOSE ARE MY FIVE REASONS WHY DUKE IS HORRIBLE

PS THIS IS A JOKE 🙂