Gary’s Gotta Go

By: Bill Yan

Gary’s gotta go,

But Cashman said no,

After a disappointing season,

I wonder how Sanchez still can please him.

Sanchez can’t get the ball,

not even in a hall.

He should be traded, but not in his PJ’s

Brewers, White Sox, Blue Jays,

I don’t care, as long as he’s not catching over here.