The Inside Scoop Season 3 Vol. 9 #2 September 25th, 2019

By: Bill Yan, 6th grade

Welcome back to the 2nd edition of the Inside Scoop of the year, it’s been a while, and I’m not sure if we’ve still got the touch, or lost the power… so let’s get right into it.
Trump has apparently gotten so desperate to win 2020 that he launched a website, where you can NOT visit (I won’t even give the site), and he also has gone to the Ukranian president to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. On more domestic terms, Cha Boi (Mrs.Cunningham’s Husband), visited today, and he brought Chick-fil-a to eat, which filled the entire classroom with aroma-y good smell. Hey, Cha Boi, if you’re reading this, please bring enough Chick-Fil-A for everyone in the middle school…… or just enough for me.*Sigh*, the world has gone haywire now… Gossiping is now supposedly a social skill, cheap-o calculators are better than the computers that brought us to the moon, Chick-fil-a smugglers… what a world